So much interest in my emerald monkey and no hits.
None.
Nada.
Zilch.
Blather ..
blather
blath·er | \ ˈbla-t͟hər \ blathered; blathering\ ˈbla-t͟h(ə-)riŋ \
Definition of blather
(Entry 1 of 2)
intransitive verb : to talk foolishly at length —often used with on
blather noun
Definition of blather (Entry 2 of 2) 1 : voluble nonsensical or inconsequential talk or writing 2 : stir, commotion
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my boldness